1. A warrior in the inner-galactic gay rights battle.
2. Stunt double for Hannibal in Hannibal: The Musical/Silence of the Lamb.
3. Hunt “cheat-ahs” in the wild.
4. Forecast the weather — a storms a brewin’ between two bitches!
5. Calling bitches out on their shit!
6. Scaring off haters.
7. Taking the children to the library for a good read.
8. Making money rain from the sky.
9. Give dirty looks, like… “Oh bitch, did she really?”
10. Applause (& a little side eye)
11. Praisin’ the Lord at the club.
12. Spotting a good deal. CLEARANCE rack!
13. Again… with the dirty looks like… “Is she crazy?”
14. Stumping family, friends and enemies.
15. Chaperone to the state and county fair.
16. Applying your makeup with her eyes closed.
18. Protecting the galaxy.
19. Capturing Disney villians
20. Tips on taking #selfies. Follow her on Instagram — @divaminor